ten reasons why you should stay single
Having a girl friend or a boy friend is good, but it is better to stay single. Here is why..
1. You can simply do what you want. FREEDOM!!!
2. You can wear what you like, and it doesn’t matter how shabby or fitting it is to the occasion.
3. You do not have to remember to call her, and answer stupid questions like “have i become a bit fatter?”
4. Flirt freely to any girl, compliment or lie about her beauty..
5. You can go to any pub, drink to your heartiest extent, or even a little more.
6. You do not have to waste time on giving excuses. You save a lot of time.
7. Save more money, may be even get another credit card. No buying her food, necklace, lip gloss, a birthday gift.. a million other items.
8. Eat and sleep freely and when you desire. Eat a big hot dog..
9. You don’t have to shave everyday.
10. NO more holding the smile for a couple of hours in front of her, and stop being in a dilemma on asking her about the guy she was taking to at coffee.
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i don’t think i’d agree
There are even more reasons to be with someone, and you can still have everything you have or do if you were not with someone.